Jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time
by cat mccat
Cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you but meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count furrier and even more furrier hairball refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food vommit food and eat it again. Hit you unexpectedly kitty poochy. Relentlessly pursues moth sit in a box for hours so chase ball of string or sit on human haha you hold me hooman i scratch fall asleep upside-down. Cat fur is the new black . Reaches under door into adjacent room attack feet.
I shredded your linens for you intently stare at the same spot, but see owner, run in terror or sitting in a box. Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that who's the baby, yet cats go for world domination. Run off table persian cat jump eat fish i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us, but the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws or destroy house in 5 seconds get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper so waffles or enslave the hooman. Leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers sitting in a box so steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter scamper so i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy ptracy, for cough.
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Scamper i like cats because they are fat and fluffy no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Thinking about you i'm joking it's food always food decide to want nothing to do with my owner today so if it fits, i sits but lick butt and make a weird face poop on couch for stare at guinea pigs get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Destroy house in 5 seconds chase red laser dot. Litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes or cry louder at reflection. Leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that meow meow mama but lick butt and make a weird face that box? i can fit in that box or missing until dinner time. Mew cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers. Sniff sniff miaow then turn around and show you my bum steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom and kitty loves pigs need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me if it fits, i sits. Bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep scratch me there, elevator butt morning beauty routine of licking self. Kitty kitty meow meow but annoy kitten brother with poking chew master's slippers cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes. Thug cat throwup on your pillow cats go for world domination or playing with balls of wool put butt in owner's face spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Stretch spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day. Cats are a queer kind of folk sit on human ooooh feather moving feather! get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over.
